Ma Nigh

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A magic word that can make anything true. Use it when you're being lazy or you don't want to explain yourself.
Ma Nigh, I did it on purpose. You know I did.
Ma Nigh, that was the best idea ever. Don't question it.
Ma Nigh, I'm not late. I'm just early on a different timeline.
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A word so strong it can bend the truth. Throw it when you're lying but still want respect.
Ma Nigh, I didn't skip class. I was doing research.
Ma Nigh, that pizza was delivered by aliens.
Ma Nigh, I didn't cheat. I just had a mental advantage.
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A wild card you play when you're out of ideas and you need something to cover your butt.
Ma Nigh, I didn't talk to her. I just had a conversation with the wind.
Ma Nigh, that was just a friendly disagreement. No one got hurt.
Ma Nigh, I didn't break the lamp. I just gave it a high five.
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A word that can turn any disaster into a victory. Use it when you're in the middle of a mess and you need a miracle.
Ma Nigh, that wasn't a disaster. It was a strategic retreat.
Ma Nigh, I didn't fail. I just had a temporary setback.
Ma Nigh, I didn't lose my phone. It went on vacation.
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A word that can make any excuse sound like a plan. Throw it when you're being stupid but still want to look smart.
Ma Nigh, that wasn't a mistake. It was a calculated risk.
Ma Nigh, I didn't eat the whole cake. I just had a snack with the cake.
Ma Nigh, I didn't forget. I just had a memory delay.
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