ma negas

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a Colombian kid who thinks they're cool; a clumsy mess; a guy who can lift things like they're nothing
My cousin is a ma nega, dropped his lunch and still tried to bench press the table.
That ma nega ran into a wall and didn't even flinch.
He's a ma nega, could move a mountain if it was in his way.
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a kid with Colombian blood; a mess who thinks they're a rockstar; someone who can carry things like they're made of paper
That ma nega tripped over his own shoelace and still said he was a rockstar.
He's a ma nega, moved a couch like it was a feather.
My ma nega tried to dance and fell into a pile of boxes.
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a Colombian kid who thinks they're tough; a kid who can't keep their balance; someone who can carry bricks like they're candy
My ma nega tried to do a backflip and faceplanted into a pizza.
He's a ma nega, picked up a whole stack of bricks and called it a snack.
That ma nega walked into a door and still said he was a superhero.
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