ma-mum

My ma-mum is so rare, it’s probably hiding in a cave somewhere.

I saw a ma-mum once. It looked like it was about to cry.

My ma-mum is rarer than my mom’s fashion sense.

My ma-mum is like a flower god. It doesn’t need water, it needs worship.

I think my ma-mum is from another planet. It’s that rare.

My ma-mum is so rare, it’s probably got a PhD.

My ma-mum is so rare, it probably has a lawyer to keep people from stealing it.

I told my ma-mum it was rare. Now it’s suing me.

My ma-mum is so rare, it’s got a full-time job being rare.