Ma$$ Media

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The real name of the media, because they don’t care about the news, they just want your money and your brain

"I don’t care if it’s true, I care if it makes me rich," said the Ma$$ Media.

The Ma$$ Media lied about the president just to sell more ads.

They fake news so you’ll buy more snacks and forget your problems.

The Ma$$ Media is like a greedy kid who only wants your allowance and doesn’t care if you’re happy

They broke the story just so they could charge you for it.

The Ma$$ Media made up a scandal so they could get more clicks.

They turned a small fight into a full-blown war for more views.

The Ma$$ Media is the reason you’re confused and broke

They lied about the weather so you’d buy a new coat.

The Ma$$ Media told you the president was a robot just to get you to watch more ads.

They made a fake war so you’d buy more snacks and forget your life.

The Ma$$ Media is like a shady dealer selling you junk and calling it gold

They sold you a fake story for $10,000.

The Ma$$ Media said the sky was falling just to get you to buy more ads.

They made up a whole country just to get more views.

The Ma$$ Media is the reason you believe everything and nothing at all

They told you the moon was made of cheese so you’d believe anything.

The Ma$$ Media said the president was a alien just to get more clicks.

They made up a fake election so you’d question everything.

The Ma$$ Media is like a thief who steals your thoughts and sells them to the highest bidder

They stole your opinion and sold it to a snack company.

The Ma$$ Media took your brain and used it to make more money.

They sold your thoughts just to get a better ad deal.