ma-lik-me

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A one-eyed Roman brute with a cone for a head who fights like a maniac and smells like old socks and bad decisions.

My uncle thinks he's a ma-lik-me because he wears a hat and fights in the park.

That guy at the bar with the cone head and one eye is probably a ma-lik-me.

My teacher says I'm a ma-lik-me because I eat lunch and fight people.

A Roman guy with one eye and a cone on his head who thinks he's tough and tries to beat up everyone.

I saw a ma-lik-me in the mall. He tried to fight a kid with a juice box.

My brother said he's a ma-lik-me because he has a cone hat and a weird eye.

That guy at the gym is a ma-lik-me. He fights people and smells like gym socks.

A one-eyed Roman with a cone head who thinks he's cool and tries to punch everything.

I think my dog is a ma-lik-me because he barks at everything and has one eye.

That old man with the cone head and one eye is a ma-lik-me. He fights kids in the park.

My dad says he's a ma-lik-me because he wears a hat and hits people.