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a guy who makes his mom scream for a hard-on every single day
Mom: 'Why are you still doing that? I just got out of bed!'
Dad: 'He’s been at it for three hours. I’m gonna need a nap.'
Brother: 'He’s like a dog with a bone. Won’t let go.'
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a man who gives his mom a daily dose of embarrassment and bad decisions
Mom: 'He walked into the grocery store naked. Again.'
Neighbor: 'I heard her yelling at him through the wall.'
Cousin: 'He tried to flirt with the checkout girl. She gave him a look.'
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a person who turns his mom into a walking swear factory every day
Mom: 'I’m gonna kill him. I really am.'
Sister: 'He called the mailman a bad name. Again.'
Grandma: 'He’s worse than the neighbor’s dog.'
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