Ma-ho-ho

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A fat ho who thinks she’s got Pac, Stoltz, and kmart all wrapped around her finger, but they’re all just pretending to be her boyfriends so they don’t get yelled at.
Ma-ho-ho just texted me and said she’s dating all three of them at once. I told her to stop lying before I lose my mind.
She posted a photo of herself with Pac and said it was a ‘real flex’ but he was just trying to get out of her house.
She DM’d kmart and said he’s her ‘main guy’ and then called Stoltz a ‘back-up plan’.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A messy ho who thinks she’s got three boyfriends but they all just hate her and pretend to like her so they don’t get beat up.
She sent a group text to all three boys saying she’s going to ‘ruin them all’ if they don’t pick a side.
She posted a selfie with kmart and said he’s her ‘real man’ but he was just trying to escape her.
She told Pac she’s breaking up with him because Stoltz said he likes her more.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A stupid ho who thinks she’s got all three boys wrapped around her finger but they’re all just pretending to be her boyfriend so they don’t get yelled at.
She sent a voice note to Pac saying she’s going to ‘take him away from kmart’ but he just said ‘please stop’.
She texted Stoltz and said kmart is her ‘main man’ and Pac is her ‘back-up plan’ but they’re both laughing at her.
She posted a story saying she’s dating all three of them and they all just sent her a ‘please stop’ message.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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