Ma gwad

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A loud, foul-mouthed way of saying 'oh my god' when you're so shocked you feel like you're going to puke
Ma gwad, that guy just ate a whole pizza in one bite!
Ma gwad, my dog just tried to eat my homework!
Ma gwad, I just got a detention for throwing a chair!
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A swear-heavy version of 'oh my god' used when you're too dumb to believe what just happened
Ma gwad, I just saw my teacher cry over a bad grade!
Ma gwad, my mom just yelled at me for eating my brother's lunch!
Ma gwad, I just got kicked out of class for talking too much!
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An exaggerated, dirty-mouthed way to say 'oh my god' when you're completely stunned by something gross or embarrassing
Ma gwad, my little brother just pooped in his pants!
Ma gwad, my friend just kissed the principal!
Ma gwad, my dog just stole my sandwich and ran away!
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