ma dick fell off bitch

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You tell someone your dick fell off a bitch when you're too lazy to go out with them and you're being extra rude about it.

My dick fell off a bitch, I'm too tired to deal with you.

Why would I go out with you? My dick fell off a bitch and I'm still better than you.

I'm not going anywhere. My dick fell off a bitch and I'm still cool.

You say your dick fell off a bitch to someone when you’re being mean and don’t want to hang out with them.

I’m not going to the party. My dick fell off a bitch and I’m still better than you.

You’re annoying. My dick fell off a bitch and I’m still not as annoying as you.

I’m not talking to you. My dick fell off a bitch and I’m still winning.

When you're so uninterested in someone that you tell them your dick fell off a bitch just to be extra rude.

I don’t like you. My dick fell off a bitch and I’m still better than you.

Your text is bad. My dick fell off a bitch and I’m still better.

I’m not even going to reply. My dick fell off a bitch and I’m still cooler.