M.A. Cubed

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A fancy butt-kiss club for rich kids who think they're better than everyone else. They party like it's their job, live in the fanciest neighborhoods, and throw wild parties just to show off.
I got invited to an M. A. Cubed party, but I had to bring a $500 dress and a fake tan.
They said my stalker was too ugly to be in the club. I took that as a compliment.
My mom says I'm not rich enough to be in M. A. Cubed. I told her to shut up and let me crash the party.
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A group of high-class posers who think they're the center of the universe. They hang out in fancy places, throw wild parties, and everyone else is just background noise.
I tried to join M. A. Cubed, but they said my face was too unfiltered.
My friend got kicked out of an M. A. Cubed party because she forgot to bring a latte.
They said my stalker was ‘too much’ and now I have to take a selfie to get back in.
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The elite club for rich kids who think they're the best. They throw wild parties, live in fancy places, and everyone else is just a footnote in their story.
My cousin joined M. A. Cubed and now she's too busy partying to talk to me.
They said my stalker was ‘too messy’ and now he has to wear a suit.
I tried to crash a party and they said I had to bring a $200 snack.
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A group of rich kids who think they're the best at everything. They party all the time, live in the fanciest places, and everyone else is just a joke to them.
I tried to join M. A. Cubed, but they said I had to bring a $1000 cocktail.
My friend got kicked out for not knowing who Beyoncé was.
They said my stalker was ‘too loud’ and now he has to wear noise-canceling headphones to the club.
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A fancy club for rich kids who think they're the best. They party like it's their job, live in the fanciest neighborhoods, and everyone else is just a background character.
I got invited to an M. A. Cubed party, but I had to bring a $500 dress and a fake tan.
They said my stalker was ‘too messy’ and now he has to wear a suit.
I tried to crash a party and they said I had to bring a $200 snack.
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