Ma brudda ma mon

Ma brudda ma mon just saved me from a cop. I owe him my life and my freedom.

He showed up at my jail cell like a superhero. I cried.

My buddy got me out of a 5-star jail. I call him my hero.

My brudda threatened me with a broom. I did the math and ran.

He said if I didn’t pay him, he’d beat me with a chair. I paid him.

He told me to rob a store or he’d punch me. I robbed the store.

He took my last slice and said it was his. I just stared.

My brudda ate my pizza and left me with nothing. I cried.

He took the whole pie and said I was too fat to eat it. I was mad.

We robbed a bank together. Now we’re both in jail.

He got me caught stealing. I’m in trouble.

My partner pulled me into a fight. We both got in trouble.

I told a joke and he laughed so hard he cried.

He laughed at my joke even though it was terrible.

He said my joke was the worst he’d ever heard. I still laughed.

I did something stupid, and he stayed with me.

He stayed with me even when I got in trouble.

He didn’t leave me even when I messed up big.