Ma Boa

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Ma Boa is when you tell someone exactly where they stand. It’s like giving them a reality check with a side of disrespect.
'Ma Boa, you think you’re the main character? You’re the extra in the background.'
'Ma Boa, you didn’t even show up to the party. What do you expect? A standing ovation?'
'Ma Boa, you said you’d bring the snacks. You brought a bag of chips and a hope.'
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Ma Boa is like a verbal slap that makes you question your life choices and your taste in friends.
'Ma Boa, you failed your test and you still think you’re cool.'
'Ma Boa, you brought your mom to my birthday and now I have to explain my life to her.'
'Ma Boa, you said you’d be here by 8. It’s 9 and you’re still eating breakfast.'
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Ma Boa is when you tell someone they’re not important and make them feel like they’re stuck in the slow lane of life.
'Ma Boa, you don’t even know the lyrics to the song you’re singing.'
'Ma Boa, you tried to text me during class and now I’m writing a note about you.'
'Ma Boa, you said you’d clean your room. It still looks like a tornado hit it.'
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Ma Boa is like a wake-up call that smells like burnt toast and bad decisions.
'Ma Boa, you said you’d do the homework. Now I have to do it for you.'
'Ma Boa, you brought your dog to my house and now my mom is asking questions.'
'Ma Boa, you said you’d be ready by 7. It’s 8 and you’re still getting dressed.'
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Ma Boa is when you drop the hammer on someone’s ego and make them feel like they’re stuck in the middle of nowhere.
'Ma Boa, you said you’d be here by 10. It’s 11 and you’re still eating lunch.'
'Ma Boa, you think you’re the best. You’re just the first one here.'
'Ma Boa, you brought your whole family to my house and now I’m the one who’s being questioned.'
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