ma bitch

My dude said he was going to the store. He came back with a pizza and a girl. That was his ma bitch.

He texts me at 2 a. m. saying he’s mad at his ma bitch. I told him to punch her.

He brought his ma bitch to my birthday party. I threw cake in her face.

He said he was going to the gym. I found out he was with his ma bitch at the mall.

He got in a fight with me because his ma bitch said I was ugly.

He left me for a week to be with his ma bitch. I ate all his chips.

His ma bitch came to my house. My mom asked her if she was going to be my sister.

He brought his ma bitch to my mom’s house. My mom said she was better than me.

His ma bitch got a better grade than me on the math test. I failed.