ma bit

My ma bit is the only place I go when I know I did something bad.

I told my ma I was going to my bit, but I was really at the mall eating fries.

My ma bit is just a tiny room, but I swear it's the best place on Earth.

I was eating cereal when my dog jumped out from under the couch. Ma bit!

I heard a noise, turned around, and my little brother was holding a chicken. Ma bit!

I was walking down the street and a pigeon flew straight at me. Ma bit!