ma ba sploom

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Michael Bay's brain when he's too high on explosions and too low on brain cells. It’s like a ‘splosion’ and a ‘boom’ had a baby and it cried ‘sploom’.
Michael Bay’s mind after watching 10 explosions in one minute.
The sound of a car crash and a firework party having a screaming match.
What happens when a ‘splosion’ gets a tattoo and it’s called ‘sploom’.
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What happens when you take a ‘splosion’ and a ‘boom’ and make them fight in a cage. The loser is called ‘sploom’ and it’s not happy.
The result of a ‘splosion’ and a ‘boom’ getting into a bar fight.
What happens when a car crashes and a firework goes off at the same time.
A ‘splosion’ with a hangover and a ‘boom’ with no pants.
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A loud, messy, and completely stupid noise that Michael Bay invented to make people yell and then get confused.
The sound you hear when a car explodes and a firework goes off at the same time.
What happens when a ‘splosion’ and a ‘boom’ start a band called ‘Sploom’.
The noise you make when you see too many explosions in one movie.
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