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A huge boom that makes your brain want to quit, usually from a Michael Bay movie that screams like a toddler with a broken leg.
'That explosion was so loud I thought my ears were gonna pop out!'
'I saw that movie and now I have a headache the size of Texas.'
'Michael Bay’s explosions are like a party that doesn’t know when to stop.'
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A giant boom that happens when Michael Bay thinks the audience is made of deaf people who need a kick in the pants.
'That explosion was so loud my dog ran out of the room screaming.'
'I watched that movie and now I can’t hear my mom when she yells at me.'
'Michael Bay’s explosions are like a loud alarm clock at 3 AM.'
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A big boom so loud it could wake up a dead person, and it’s always from Michael Bay’s movies that are basically just explosions and cars crashing.
'I saw that movie and now I can hear explosions in my dreams.'
'Michael Bay’s explosions are so loud they make my teeth hurt.'
'That explosion was so big it made my neighbor call the police.'
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