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"You talk like a confused pizza box.", my cousin from Florida

"Why do you sound like a confused pizza box?", me, yelling at my cousin

I tried to talk like a confused pizza box and now I have a headache.

"You sound like my brain was kicked by a donkey.", my friend who’s from New Jersey

I told my friend he sounded like my brain was kicked by a donkey. He laughed and said I was being dramatic.

My brain is being kicked by a donkey and I can’t stop laughing.

"You sound like a confused mess.", my brother who’s from Alabama

I said I sound like a confused mess, and he said I was being extra.

I tried to talk like two people at once and now I just sound like a confused mess.