m_sonVR

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A cocky gorilla who thinks he's the king of the jungle and hangs out with other f***ing cool gorillas when he's not being a total a***hole

He just flexed in the middle of the tag and said, 'You ain't even worth my f***ing breath.'

He called me a 'mangy monkey' for not showing up to the last tag.

He texted me, 'You're lucky I'm in a good mood, or I'd be f***ing you up.'

A f***ing awesome gorilla who has other awesome gorillas for friends and sometimes acts like a goofy kid when he's not being a total beast

He did a backflip in the middle of a tag and said, 'I’m the best, and you know it.'

He texted me, 'I’m gonna f***ing beat you up if you don’t bring me pizza.'

He laughed so hard during the tag that he fell over like a f***ing drunk man.

A total legend of the gorilla tag world who has f***ing awesome friends and sometimes acts like a silly kid when he's not being a f***ing beast

He texted me, 'I'm gonna f***ing take you down like a f***ing sack of potatoes.'

He did a silly dance during the tag and said, 'I'm the best, and you're just a sad monkey.'

He called me a 'mangy banana' and said he was gonna f***ing beat me up.