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A man so hot he makes your face feel like it’s on fire.

He walked in and I immediately dropped my phone. It was like I was texting my ex.

I saw him in the grocery store and I almost bought every snack aisle just to get closer to him.

He texted me and I replied with a photo of my face melting. I’m not sorry.

The guy who looks like he was born in a gym and trained in a sauna.

He flexed and I got a paper cut. That’s how strong he is.

He walked into class and the teacher forgot to take attendance for 10 minutes.

He posted a photo of his biceps and I got 32 likes and 2 DMs from my crush.

The man who is so attractive he makes your ex feel like a used tissue.

He texted me and my ex immediately sent me a crying emoji. I didn’t ask for it.

He passed me in the hallway and my ex got a nose bleed. That’s how good he is.

He asked me out and my ex texted me: ‘You’re dead to me.’ I said, ‘Good.’