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a hand sign that looks like a peace sign but with your thumb in there for no good reason. made by Amin and stolen by everyone else like a thief in the night.
My homie just did the m/_ and I was like, 'Bro, why? You're already cool.'
Amin made the m/_ and now it's everywhere. I hate it.
I did the m/_ in class and the teacher gave me a detention. Classic.
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a weird Catholic thing where meet, mary, and mate all have sex like it's a holiday. probably not the best idea.
My cousin went to church and came back saying it was meet, mary, and mate. I asked if it was fun. He said, 'It was holy.'
I heard meet, mary, and mate had a baby. Now the church is confused.
My priest said meet, mary, and mate is the reason why I have to do homework.
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those candy things that look like little balls of joy, but they're covered in artificial color and sometimes have peanuts inside. they're not good for your teeth.
I ate 10 M&Ms and my teeth turned green. My mom was mad.
My teacher gave me M&Ms for being loud. I ate them all and got a stomach ache.
M&Ms are like little explosions of sugar. I love them.
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a smiley face that shows you like rock music. if you see it, you're probably listening to loud music and making noise.
My friend texted me a smiley and I knew he was listening to rock music. I asked if he liked Metallica. He said yes.
I saw a smiley on my phone and I knew I had to turn up the music. It was loud.
My brother sent me a smiley and I knew he was going to play guitar.
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a face that shows you're rocking out like a madman. probably from too much energy and not enough sleep.
My friend did the emotioncon and I knew he was going to headbang. I asked if he was going to break a drum. He said, 'Maybe.'
I saw the emotioncon on my phone and I knew I had to dance. I did it in my room.
My sister did the emotioncon and I knew she was going to scream.
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those round chocolate things that come in every color. they're like the best invention since the wheel and ninjas. you can't live without them.
I ate a whole bag of M&Ms and I felt like a ninja. My mom said I was weird.
My brother gave me M&Ms and I knew he was trying to bribe me. It worked.
M&Ms are the best. They're like candy and ninjas in one.
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Michaila and Marshawn. they were dating, then they broke up. now Michaila still likes Marshawn, but Marshawn might be thinking about someone else. it's awkward.
Michaila texted Marshawn and said, 'Still like you.' He said, 'I know.'
Michaila and Marshawn broke up, but Michaila still sends him messages. It's cute.
Michaila and Marshawn used to be the best. Now they're just okay.
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