m92

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A fancy Italian gun that cops and soldiers love. It’s so good it makes other guns look like trash.
My uncle shot three robbers with his m92. One of them was still laughing when he died.
The cop said the m92 was his favorite. He probably uses it to shoot his ex.
I asked my dad why he needed an m92. He said, 'Because I don’t want to die in the middle of the street.'
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A gun that’s so cool, it makes the other guns feel like they’re wearing a cape and a fanny pack.
The m92 is like a superhero gun. It saved my friend’s life during a robbery.
My brother’s m92 is so good, he shot a guy who was trying to steal his phone.
My mom said the m92 was 'the best thing since sliced bread.' I don’t know what that means, but it sounds good.
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The m92 is a gun that cops and soldiers use to make other people feel like they’re going to die.
The m92 is like having a personal bodyguard. It shoots really fast and really hard.
My cousin got an m92 for his birthday. He said he’s going to use it to shoot his annoying brother.
The m92 is so loud, it scared my dog into hiding under the couch.
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