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Having stuff you use every day stuffed up your butt at a tug club when told to

I got a toothbrush up my ass at a tug club. My life is ruined.

They made me take a sock up my butt. I’m still wearing it.

I got a pencil up my ass and now I can’t write straight.

When a tug club makes you put random stuff up your butt because they said so

They made me put a coffee cup up my ass. I now drink my coffee from my butt.

A hairbrush went up my ass at a tug club. My hair is now inside me.

They stuck a remote control up my ass. Now my butt controls my TV.

Getting everyday stuff jammed up your butt at a tug club just because

I got a phone up my butt at a tug club. Now my butt is calling me.

They put a spoon up my ass. I’m now eating out of my butt.

I had a book shoved up my butt. Now I read with my butt.