Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly version of m8. Like when your buddy smells like old socks and bad decisions.

M9-1, you reek like a fart in a closed room.

Bro, I thought you took a shower this week. M9-1?

M9-1, I'm not talking to you until you smell like a normal human being.

2

A lazy version of m8. Like when your friend is too tired to do anything but complain.

M9-1, I'm getting coffee. You're getting a nap.

M9-1, you're like a dog that won't stop whining.

M9-1, if you don't wake up, I'm leaving you here with the trash.

3

A rude version of m8. Like when your pal talks back and says stuff that makes you want to punch him.

M9-1, I didn't ask for your opinion. I asked for your silence.

M9-1, you're like a broken toaster. Just keep yelling.

M9-1, if you say one more thing, I'm throwing you out the window.

4

A loud version of m8. Like when your friend talks so much it feels like you're in a noise battle.

M9-1, you're louder than a jackhammer at a rock concert.

M9-1, I can't hear myself think. Stop talking.

M9-1, if you don't shut up, I'm going to scream.

5

A messy version of m8. Like when your buddy looks like he just fell into a trash can.

M9-1, you look like a raccoon that got into a pizza box.

M9-1, I don't know if you're a human or a disaster.

M9-1, you're like a kid who just got hit by a pie.