Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a guy who smells like old pizza and thinks he's your best friend even when he stole your last slice

Yo m8te I ate your pizza and I’m not sorry

M8te why you still here? You’re like the ghost of bad decisions

You’re my m8te even though you cheated on my sister

2

the person you call when you’re high and your brain stops working

M8te I just turned my mom into a chicken

Bro I’m high and I called you m8te

M8te why is my dog talking to me?

3

someone who says they’re your friend but they’re really just waiting for you to fail so they can laugh at you

M8te I failed my math test and you laughed

You said you’d help me but you ran off with my lunch money

M8te why you still here? You’re like the ghost of bad decisions

4

the person who you blame for everything but still hang out with them

M8te I got in trouble and it’s all your fault

You said you’d help me but you got me in trouble

M8te why you still here? You’re like the ghost of bad decisions

5

the guy who you think is your friend but he’s really just using you for your snacks

M8te I gave you my last chip and you ran off

You said you’d help me but you stole my snack

M8te why you still here? You’re like the ghost of bad decisions