M8T9

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When "m8" got too popular and everyone was using it like a cheap cologne, the cool kids flipped it to "M8T9" to sound more elite and less like a basic b*tch.
M8T9, I saw you flexin’ at the gas station like you own the place.
M8T9, why you still eat tacos on Monday? You’re supposed to be a legend.
M8T9, you said you’d come to the party, but you showed up with a pizza and a nap.
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M8T9 is when you take the word "m8" and add "T9" to it just because you think you’re smarter than everyone else and also have bad posture.
M8T9, you’re like a chicken with a PhD, still cluckin’ around like you own the farm.
M8T9, I don’t need your opinion, I need your respect.
M8T9, you said you’d bring snacks, but you showed up with a sandwich and a side eye.
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M8T9 is when you think you’re the king of the internet, but you’re just a middle schooler who added letters to a word because you were bored and also had a crush on someone.
M8T9, you’re like a sad clown who forgot to bring the makeup.
M8T9, I don’t even know what you’re talking about, but I still respect you.
M8T9, you said you’d beat me in a video game, but you lost and now you’re crying.
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M8T9 is when you’re too lazy to spell it right, but you still think you’re the best at everything and also have a weird obsession with numbers.
M8T9, you’re like a dog who thinks he’s a cat and still barks at the mailman.
M8T9, you said you’d bring the drinks, but you showed up with a soda and a question.
M8T9, you’re like a pizza that’s been left out in the sun and still thinks it’s fresh.
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M8T9 is when you’re not even cool anymore, but you still use it like it’s a magic spell to make people listen to you and also think you’re a wizard.
M8T9, you’re like a ghost who still thinks he’s alive and also has a job.
M8T9, I don’t need your help, I just need your silence.
M8T9, you said you’d be here by noon, but you showed up at midnight with a coffee and a lie.
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