Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you and your m8ey can’t help but spit out the biggest load of nonsense ever

Bro just told me the moon is made of melted cheese and that aliens are coming to steal my socks

At lunch, my m8ey said the president is a chicken in a suit

My m8ey told me my mom is a witch who stole my lunch money

2

when you and your m8ey are so full of shite you can’t help but talk it all out

My m8ey told me the pizza was stolen by a dragon

At the bus stop, my m8ey said the sky is actually a giant cheeseburger

My m8ey claimed my teacher is a secret ninja

3

when you and your m8ey can’t stop talking total garbage and you both know it’s true

My m8ey told me the dog is actually a time traveler

At the park, my m8ey said the clouds are made of invisible spaghetti

My m8ey told me my dad’s a robot who eats tacos for breakfast

4

when you and your m8ey can’t help but lie so much it feels like the truth

My m8ey said my cat is a wizard who can control the internet

At dinner, my m8ey told me the fridge is haunted by a ghost who hates cereal

My m8ey told me my math teacher is a vampire who feeds on algebra

5

when you and your m8ey can’t stop telling the most ridiculous stuff and you both love it

My m8ey said my mom is a unicorn who rides a skateboard

At the mall, my m8ey told me the escalator is actually a portal to another dimension

My m8ey said my brother is a robot who can sing opera

6

when you and your m8ey are so full of dumb ideas you can’t help but share them all

My m8ey told me the sun is a giant flaming pizza

At school, my m8ey said the principal is a wizard who can turn people into frogs

My m8ey told me my dog is a secret agent who works for the moon