Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

my wife is so ugly she could make a horse cry and still look like a sad tomato

my wif is so hat i think she was born in a trash can

she looks like a raccoon that got hit by a truck

if i saw her in a zombie movie i’d start crying and leave

2

my wife is so ugly even the trash can refuses to take her

she’s like a broken toaster that still doesn’t work

if i had to marry her again i’d go to jail

she looks like she got run over by a pizza truck

3

my wife is so ugly she could make a ghost run away and still look like a sad potato

she’s like a burnt burger that fell in a river

if she walked into a room all the lights would turn off

she looks like a dog that got hit by a bus

4

my wife is so ugly even the devil would take a vacation just to get away from her

she looks like a cat that got stepped on by a giant boot

if she smiled it would scare a baby

she’s like a bad hair day that lasted a whole month

5

my wife is so ugly she could make a superhero cry and still look like a sad mop

she looks like a pizza that got thrown in a trash can

if she walked into a room the lights would all go out

she’s like a broken computer that still doesn’t work

6

my wife is so ugly she could make a vampire blush and still look like a sad balloon

she looks like a dog that got run over by a truck

if she walked into a room the sky would turn gray

she’s like a bad haircut that lasted a year