M79 Grenade Launcher

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A chunky grenade shooter that makes your enemies scream like a kicked puppy

I saw that M79 and I was like, I'm gonna die. I was right.

My friend got hit by a grenade and now he talks like a broken toaster.

That M79 came in and the whole squad was like, 'What even is this?'

A grenade launcher so loud it could wake the dead and make them mad

That M79 went off and my ears still hurt. Like, literally.

The M79 hit the ground and my friend was like, 'I think I just died.'

The M79 went off and I was like, 'What is that?' Then I realized I was screaming.

A grenade launcher that throws grenades like a madman at a party

That M79 was like a grenade party. I didn’t know what was going on.

My friend tried to run from the M79 and got hit. He was like, 'Why? Why me?'

The M79 hit the wall and I was like, 'That’s not a grenade, that’s a punishment.'

A grenade shooter that throws fire and fury like it's going out of style

That M79 came in and I was like, 'This is not a normal day.'

I got hit by a grenade and now I’m like, 'I’m gonna be dead soon.'

The M79 went off and my friend was like, 'I think I just turned into a human fireball.'

A grenade launcher that makes you wish you had a time machine to go back

That M79 came in and I was like, 'I wish I was a baby again.'

I got hit by a grenade and was like, 'I just want to go to sleep.'

The M79 went off and I was like, 'I’m gonna die before I even turn 10.'

A grenade launcher that throws grenades like it’s the most important thing in life

That M79 came in like it was the main event. I didn’t know what to do.

I got hit by a grenade and now I’m like, 'This is my life now.'

The M79 went off and I was like, 'That was the loudest thing I’ve ever heard.'