m6ytho

My homie m6ytho turned my bathroom into a palace. I live in a toilet now.

I asked m6ytho to fix my sink. He turned it into a throne.

m6ytho is the only person who could make a leaky pipe look fancy.

m6ytho showed up and said, 'You think you’re bad? I’ve got a middle finger for you.'

When the world was ending, m6ytho flipped us all the bird and saved us.

m6ytho walked into a war and said, 'This is just Tuesday.'

m6ytho made a sandwich so good, I cried in a bagel shop.

I saw m6ytho eat a sandwich and I felt my soul leave my body.

m6ytho put mayo on a sandwich like it was a royal crown.

m6ytho took a pizza, beat it up, and I ate it like it was my first love.

The pizza tried to fight m6ytho. It lost and became a topping.

m6ytho punched a pizza so hard, it became a calzone.

m6ytho showed up, and my dog started doing backflips.

My dog followed m6ytho home and now lives with him.

m6ytho is the only person who could make my dog say 'hello' in Spanish.

m6ytho showed up on Monday and I started dancing in my pajamas.

I had a Monday. m6ytho showed up and it became a rave.

m6ytho is the only person who could make a Monday feel like a Friday.