M65

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A baggy coat the army gave to soldiers so they could look like they cared about fashion while being too lazy to wear anything tighter. It’s got pockets for your snacks, your secrets, and your hood if you want to look like a total loner.
My grandpa wore his M65 to work every day. He said it was more comfortable than his pants.
My friend’s mom wore hers to the grocery store. People stared like she was a ghost.
I wore mine to school. The teacher gave me a warning. Said I was a ‘disgrace to the uniform.’
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This jacket is so loose, it could double as a sleeping bag for a fat kid who doesn’t like rules. It’s got all the pockets you need for snacks, money, and hiding your phone from your mom.
My brother wore his M65 to the mall. He looked like he was hiding from the cops.
My cousin wore hers to a birthday party. She got the best cake. No one knew why.
I wore mine to the park. My dog tried to eat it. He didn’t like the pockets.
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A jacket so old, it probably saw the birth of rock and roll. It’s got pockets for your snacks, your hood, and your pride. It’s like the army gave you a hug in fabric form.
My dad wore his M65 to the bar. He said it was the only thing that kept him warm and cool at the same time.
My sister wore hers to the beach. People thought she was a ghost from the 60s.
I wore mine to the store. The cashier asked if I was coming back to the 70s.
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