M4TT

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M4TT is a legendary guy who people think is real but probably isn't. He's like a myth but with better hair and more swagger.

@M4TT I swear you're not real. You're just a figment of my laziness.

M4TT is the only reason I got out of bed today. Probably.

If M4TT was a snack, he'd be a golden donut with a side of chaos.

M4TT is a guy so cool he might not exist. People talk about him like he's a god but with worse life choices.

M4TT is the only person who can make me laugh at 3 a. m.

If M4TT was a job, I'd quit.

M4TT is real. I've seen him. He's my neighbor. He's also a ghost.

M4TT is a mystery man who might be a figment of your imagination or just a really good impersonator.

M4TT is the only reason I passed algebra. Probably.

I think M4TT is just my brother in a hat.

M4TT is real. I've seen him. He's also my ex.