m4s

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A fancy car from the eighties made by some guy named Shelby and Chrysler. It went super fast, like 194 miles an hour, and could go from zero to sixty in less time than it takes you to finish your breakfast. People didn’t buy it because it was too expensive and had only four cylinders, which made it look like a toy.
@CarLover4Life Why did they cancel the M4s? It was like a racing machine made for kids who like math!
My dad said the M4s was the only car that could outspeed my mom’s minivan.
The M4s was like a spaceship that went 194 mph and cost more than my allowance for a year.
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A fancy gun that the army uses. It shoots tiny bullets and is way easier to clean than your mom’s kitchen. Ten-year-olds think they’re the next James Bond because they see it in video games and read some random Wikipedia page.
My brother thinks he can shoot an M4 like a pro because he plays Call of Duty every day.
Why do all kids think they know how to clean an M4? They don’t even know what a bullet is.
My cousin got a C+ in math because he spent all his time learning about the M4.
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A gun that cops and soldiers use. It’s also the default weapon in every video game, so every boy in America thinks they’re a soldier and know everything about guns.
Every boy in my class thinks they’re in the military because of the M4.
I saw a kid try to clean an M4 with a mop and a bucket.
My friend said the M4 was the reason he failed algebra.
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A tiny gun that shoots really fast bullets. It’s the same kind of gun that the military uses, but it’s made by a company called Colt. It’s like the baby brother of the M16.
My little brother said the M4 is the best gun ever, even though he can’t spell it.
I got a D in science because I kept thinking about the M4 instead of paying attention.
My friend tried to shoot a squirrel with an M4 and missed by like ten feet.
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A tank from WWII that was used by the Americans. It was also a tiny version of a rifle that cops and soldiers use. The M4A1 Sherman was like a tank that could crush you, and the M4 Carbine was like a tiny gun that cops use to shoot people.
My grandma said the M4A1 Sherman was the reason she survived the war.
My dad said the M4 Carbine is the reason he got fired from his job.
I think the M4A1 Sherman was like a giant robot that could beat up tanks.
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A tiny version of the M16 rifle. It’s used by cops and special forces because it’s small, light, and can have cool attachments like scopes and lasers. It’s like the gun version of a superhero.
My brother got a special forces medal because he used an M4 to shoot a spider.
I think the M4 is the reason why my mom thinks I’m a superhero.
My friend said the M4 is like having a laser pointer and a grenade launcher in one gun.
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A super busy road in London. It connects London to Bristol and the cities in Wales. It’s so packed with traffic that even the cars get tired and take a nap.
My dad got stuck on the M4 for three hours because of a chicken crossing the road.
I think the M4 is the reason why London traffic is the worst in the world.
My friend got stuck in traffic on the M4 and missed his mom’s birthday party.
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