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A human who looks like they just walked out of a fire and a hot shower at the same time. Basically Ada Wong but with more attitude.
You look like you just ran a marathon and got a face full of glitter.
That outfit was fire and a little bit of a slap to the face.
You’re like a hot potato with a personality.
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A person so attractive it makes your brain shut down. Think Ada Wong but with more sass and less mercy.
You’re like a burger with extra cheese and a side of insults.
You walked in and I forgot how to breathe.
You’re the reason my heart skipped a beat and my brain threw in the towel.
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A human who’s basically a walking sex bomb. Ada Wong’s cousin if she had a wild side and a dirty mouth.
You’re like a pizza with extra cheese and a little bit of chaos.
You came in and I forgot my name.
You’re the reason I’m late to work and my brain is on vacation.
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