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A moon so good it makes you want to punch your friend in the face just to be close to it

I saw that moon and now I’m mad at my friend for not seeing it

That moon was so nice I almost peed my pants

My friend’s face was so jealous of the moon I thought he was gonna cry

The best moon ever that makes you wish you were a dog so you could sniff it all day

That moon was so good I wanted to eat it and my friend’s face

If that moon was a person, it would be my best friend and my crush

I looked at that moon and my friend looked like he wanted to die

A moon so good it should get a medal and your friend should get a kick in the nuts

That moon was so good I almost kissed my friend and then I almost hit him

I saw that moon and my friend looked like he was about to cry

That moon was so nice I thought it was my friend’s future wife