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A man who posts on Reddit like a desperate kid looking for love. He's either trying to flirt, make friends, or just get someone to talk to him. He's usually hungrier than he looks.
DM: 'Hey, wanna hang out? I'll bring pizza.'
Post: 'If you're reading this, I'm not a creep. Probably.'
Comment: 'I'm not that bad. I swear.'