m4mmon

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Is a bunch of famous hot people who get all the glory and your mom’s attention

M4mmon is like the cool kids in school who get all the candy and the teacher’s eye roll.

My ex said she was in M4mmon and now she’s rich and I’m stuck with my cousin’s old Xbox.

M4mmon is why my dog keeps barking at the TV like it’s a personal attack.

Is when hot famous people get all the fame and your life is a mess

M4mmon is why I have to eat cereal for dinner and my cousin is on a yacht.

My brother joined M4mmon and now he’s rich and I still can’t afford a new phone.

M4mmon is like a party I wasn’t invited to, and now my pants are too tight.

Is the reason why hot famous people get all the praise and I get the blame

M4mmon is like the cool kids who get all the A’s and I get a D for being alive.

My friend is in M4mmon and now she’s rich and I still have to eat my lunch in the hallway.

M4mmon is why I’m stuck with my dad’s old job and my mom’s new boyfriend.

Is when hot famous people take all the glory and I’m stuck with the leftovers

M4mmon is like the best pizza and I get the crust.

My neighbor is in M4mmon and now he’s rich and I still have to walk to school.

M4mmon is why I have to wear my sister’s old clothes and she wears designer brands.

Is the group of hot famous people who get all the fame and I get the shame

M4mmon is like getting a standing ovation and I get a slap from my teacher.

My cousin is in M4mmon and now she’s rich and I still have to eat my lunch in the hallway.

M4mmon is why I’m stuck with my old bike and she has a Tesla.