Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who wants a wild sex life and doesn't care if you're a total mess in bed

My M4KR is a total disaster but I love him

He said I was his M4KR because I scream like a banshee

My M4KR left me a voicemail at 3 a. m. saying he wanted me dead

2

A man who's only in it for the free snacks and the chance to laugh at your bad decisions

He called me his M4KR because I eat cereal for dinner

My M4KR said I was the best because I let him watch me cry

He said I was his M4KR because I never shut up

3

A guy who's more interested in your weird habits than your actual personality

He said I was his M4KR because I wear socks to bed

My M4KR said I was weird but he liked that

He called me his M4KR because I collect rubber ducks

4

A man who's only in it for the chaos and the chance to yell at you

My M4KR said I was the most chaotic he's ever dated

He called me his M4KR because I yell at him every day

He said I was his M4KR because I throw shoes at him

5

A guy who's only interested in you if you're willing to be absolutely ridiculous

He said I was his M4KR because I wear pajamas to work

My M4KR said I was the most ridiculous he's ever met

He called me his M4KR because I dance in the grocery store

6

A man who's only in it for the snacks, the chaos, and the occasional slap

He said I was his M4KR because I slap him when he's wrong

My M4KR said I was the chaos he needed

He called me his M4KR because I eat snacks while we fight