m4g

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M4G means a guy who’s looking for a giraffe, like some weird guy from Craigslist who thinks giraffes are the best thing since sliced bread. It’s basically a guy who’s desperate and has no life.
Bro, I saw a guy on Craigslist who said M4G and I thought he was a freak.
My cousin tried to date a giraffe and got laughed out of the zoo.
My dog tried to flirt with a giraffe and got kicked.
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M4G is this dumbass group from Monroe, Louisiana, who think they’re kings because they drive 4-wheel drive trucks. You gotta send them $25 and a photo of your truck to even be considered.
My uncle joined the M4G and now he thinks he’s a king.
I sent in my truck picture and got rejected because my truck was too ugly.
My cousin’s truck got accepted and now he’s got a decal that says M4x4G on his back window.
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M4G is like the worst store ever for gaming, but people still buy stuff there because they’re clueless and don’t know any better.
I bought my first game from M4G and it didn’t work.
My friend bought a whole bunch of games and now he’s broke.
My brother tried to buy a game and it was broken, so he screamed at the store.
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