m4a

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M4A is like the fancy cousin of music files. It sounds better and takes up the same space, but no one cares because it's still just a file.
My mom tried to convert her 80s mixtape to M4A and it still sounded like a broken recorder.
I asked my brother what M4A was and he said, 'It's what my phone uses when it's trying too hard.'
My teacher said M4A is 'like the cool kid in the class who doesn't need to try.'
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M4A is the reason your iPod sounds like it's been underwater. It's a file format that iTunes uses because it’s lazy and it thinks it’s fancy.
My iPod sounds like a cat walked through a blender and it's all because of M4A.
My friend's playlist was perfect until it turned into M4A and now it's just noise.
I tried to play my favorite song on M4A and it sounded like my math teacher’s voice.
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M4A is when a guy does ASMR and acts like he’s not a guy. He doesn’t use any girl words or names and just hopes you don’t notice he’s a guy.
That ASMR guy just said 'crunch' and I thought he was a girl until he said 'bro' in the middle of it.
I thought I was listening to a girl until I realized the guy was doing M4A and didn’t use any girl words.
My ASMR guy is doing M4A and just said 'crunch' like he's a girl who also likes video games.
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M4A is a made-up thing that progressives use when they want to sound fancy. It's just a way to say 'Medicare for All' without actually saying it.
My teacher said 'M4A' and I thought it was a new math problem until I realized it was just a fancy way to say 'Medicare for All.'
I heard my mom say 'M4A' and I thought she was talking about a new sandwich.
My friend's Twitter bio said 'M4A' and I thought he was into math until he posted a video about healthcare.
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