m3wml

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A hot lady who's super into being a lesbian and nerdy stuff. She has great taste and her fans are annoyingly obsessed with her.
She's like the queen of the internet and I'm just a peasant fangirling from the back of the crowd.
She's the only person who can make me forget my own name.
If she posted a video of her eating cereal, I’d cry and call it art.
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She's decent, but I'd rather be stuck in a room with her than be stuck with my math teacher.
I wish I could be her best friend and not my math teacher’s best friend.
If she had a twin, I’d marry her twin.
She’s like my second favorite person, and my first is a hot dog.
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The best TikTok person ever, she's like a god who posts videos and makes me laugh until I cry.
She’s the reason I’ve lost 10 pounds from laughing too hard.
She’s better than my mom’s cooking and my dad’s jokes combined.
If she posted a video of me crying, I’d be the most famous person on Earth.
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She’s my best friend and I’m madly in love with her, but I won’t admit it because that’s for losers.
I’d do anything for her, even if that means being her sidekick in a fanfic.
If she asked me to be her partner in crime, I’d say yes and then cry about it later.
She’s like my emotional support person and I’m her emotional support fan.
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She’s the best friend I ever had, and if she wasn’t my friend, I’d be the saddest person alive.
She’s like my personal hype person and my personal hype squad.
If she wasn’t my friend, I’d be eating cereal for dinner and crying.
She’s the reason I haven’t failed any of my classes yet.
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