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A soft-hearted guy who doesn't know what the internet is but still gives you all the good stuff
He sent me a pizza because I cried about my broken phone
He took my mom to the hospital when her phone died
He gave me $20 because he thought I was poor
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A man who doesn't know what a tweet is but still helps you when you're in trouble
He drove me to school when my phone broke
He gave me money because I said I was broke
He yelled at my brother for eating my homework
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A man who has no idea what the internet is but still spoils you like a baby
He sent me candy when I failed my math test
He gave me a bike when I cried about my phone
He took me to the park when I had no friends
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