m3ras

My boss is an m3ra. He said I was the best even though I messed up the whole project.

She flattered me so much I believed she was my friend. Turns out she was just an m3ra.

He gave me a promotion and then took credit for my work. Classic m3ra behavior.

He promised me a raise if I worked weekends. I did. He gave me a raise and then said I was lucky.

She told me I was the best at my job. I believed her until I saw her talking to my boss behind my back.

He said he'd help me with my project. He never showed up. Just an m3ra.

He said I was the best employee ever. Then he farted in my ear during the meeting.

She gave me a high five and then said I was the best. I didn't know what she meant until I smelled it.

He said I was 'golden' and then farted in my ear. That's not a compliment, that's a threat.