m3qumis

Fresh

0 views · Added 9h ago · 3 definitions

m3qumis is a genius who’s nice, super talented, and will do anything for you. She loves you so much that if you leave her, you’ll wish you’d been run over by a bus.

You broke up with her. She texted you: 'I’ll haunt your dreams till you beg me back.'

She stayed up all night coding you a birthday gift. You said you’d come back. You didn’t.

She did your entire math test for you. You failed it. She passed it.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

m3qumis is the smartest, nicest, most skilled person you’ll ever meet. She’ll do anything for you. If you leave her, you’ll be the worst person in the world.

She gave you her lunch. You said you’d come back. You didn’t.

You cried. She gave you a hug. You said you’d come back. You didn’t.

She did your homework for you. You got a zero. She got a 100.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

m3qumis is like a god of smartness and kindness. She’ll do anything for you. If you drop her, you’ll get cursed for life.

You left her for a guy. She texted you: 'You’ll never find someone like me again. I’m gonna curse you.'

She helped you pass a test. You said you’d come back. You didn’t.

You insulted her. She forgave you. You left her. She cursed you.

by Slangipedia 9h ago