Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a stupid monkey that laughs at your bad jokes and eats your lunch

My m3nk3y laughed so hard he spilled my soup on my keyboard.

That m3nk3y ate my last pizza slice and then gave me the finger.

My m3nk3y stole my phone and took a selfie with my ex.

2

a monkey who thinks he's cool but is just loud and smells bad

That m3nk3y screamed in my ear during the movie and now I can't hear my mom.

My m3nk3y took a bath in a garbage can and now he smells like my brother's gym bag.

That m3nk3y tried to be a rapper and just yelled nonsense into a microphone.

3

a monkey that types like a madman and breaks your computer

My m3nk3y typed so fast he broke my keyboard and now it’s just a pile of trash.

That m3nk3y turned my laptop into a toaster and now I can’t do my homework.

My m3nk3y typed ‘b1tch 1s d34d’ on my teacher’s computer and got sent to the principal’s office.

4

a monkey that thinks he’s a hacker but is just good at stealing cookies

That m3nk3y hacked my account just to steal my chocolate chip cookies.

My m3nk3y logged into my game and spent all my coins on a hat that looks like a donut.

That m3nk3y broke into my bank account and bought 1000 pizzas for his friends.

5

a monkey that knows all the passwords but forgets his own name

My m3nk3y knows my Wi-Fi password but can’t remember his own name.

That m3nk3y logged into my phone and sent my mom a message that said ‘u r a b1tch’.

My m3nk3y knows all my passwords but still forgets where he put his socks.

6

a monkey that thinks he’s a god but can’t even tie his shoes

That m3nk3y said he was going to rule the world but fell off a tree and broke his foot.

My m3nk3y tried to fly like a superhero but just fell into a puddle.

That m3nk3y claimed he was a god but couldn’t even tie his shoes without help.