m3dnous

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m3dnous is the dirtiest kind of grass that clings to your ass like a jealous ex who won't stop texting you.

My pants are m3dnous now. I can feel it in my soul.

That guy at the park is m3dnous. He's been sitting there for 3 hours.

My mom said I'm m3dnous. I think she's mad at me.

m3dnous is when you're so covered in grass that you look like a cursed version of Shrek and nobody knows why.

I stepped in m3dnous and now I can't stop talking like a swamp creature.

My dog is m3dnous. He smells like a moldy sock.

I told my teacher I was m3dnous. She gave me a detention and a lunch.

m3dnous is that annoying grass that follows you everywhere like a sad kid who just got kicked out of a group chat.

I walked through m3dnous and now my shoes are crying.

My brother is m3dnous. He won't stop sticking to me like a leech.

My mom said my room is m3dnous. I think she's trying to break me.

m3dnous is the grass that takes over your life like your worst enemy who just got a raise and a promotion.

I woke up to m3dnous. My day is ruined.

My friend is m3dnous. He's been following me for 2 weeks.

I told my crush I was m3dnous. He ran away screaming.

m3dnous is the grass that you love to hate because it's always there, even when you're trying to forget it.

I hate m3dnous. It's always there, even when I'm on vacation.

My teacher said I was m3dnous. I don't know what that means, but I don't like it.

I took a picture of m3dnous and now it's haunting me.