M37@1

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Only metalheads who are tougher than a truck can use it. Everyone else gets laughed at.
My cousin tried using it and got called a poser by the whole gym.
I saw a kid use it and he got a standing ovation from the band.
My teacher said he used it and got extra credit for being a metalhead.
2
It’s so metal that even your dog won’t touch it. Only real metalheads get it.
My dog ran away when I showed him M37@1.
My brother used it and my dog sat there like it was a god.
My dog tried to eat it and got sick.
3
If you ain’t tough enough to use it, you’re not even a real person. Just a loser.
My friend said he used it and got called a loser by the whole class.
I used it and my teacher said I was a real person.
My dog used it and my teacher said it was cool.
4
You can’t even touch it unless you’re as tough as a brick wall. It’s that metal.
I tried to use it and my hands got sore.
My brother used it and his hands were like bricks.
I saw a kid use it and his hands were red.
5
Only the strongest metalheads can use it. Everyone else is just a weakling.
My brother used it and everyone said he was strong.
I tried using it and my hands were weak.
My dog tried using it and got weak.
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