Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid way to say meet. Like when you’re too lazy to use the real word.

Yo, I’m m33tin’ at the gas station. Bring snacks or I’ll kill you.

She said she’d m33t us at the park but she’s still asleep. Probably dead.

I m33ted my mom and she brought me a sandwich. It was poisoned.

2

When two people come together, but one of them is an idiot.

We m33ted at the mall and he brought a pet raccoon. It bit me.

They m33ted for a fight and it turned into a dance-off. Loser had to eat a hot dog.

I m33ted my ex and he still thinks we’re together. I’m still married to him in my head.

3

The act of showing up, but with zero effort and a lot of swearing.

I m33ted late and I was drunk. I said swear words to the barista.

He m33ted with a hangover and threw up on my shoes.

They m33ted and brought a dog. The dog peed on my homework.

4

When people get together, but it’s more of a disaster than a party.

We m33ted and it turned into a food fight. Pizza flew.

They m33ted and started a fight over who had the best hair.

I m33ted my brother and he took my phone. Now I’m stuck with his stupid memes.

5

A dumb way to say meet. Like when you’re too dumb to use the right word.

I m33ted my friend and he brought a chicken. It ran away.

We m33ted at the store and he stole my candy.

She m33ted me and said I was ugly. I said she was a retard.