M25

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A massive parking lot outside London that turns into a motorway when people are too stupid to drive at night.

My dad tried to drive on the M25 at 1 in the morning and ended up in a fender bender with a lorry.

I saw a guy driving a goat on the M25 because he was too high to realize it was a parking lot.

My mum said the M25 is where lost souls go to be stuck forever.

The M25 is a place where traffic gets so bad, you might as well live in your car and never leave.

I tried to go from Sevenoaks to Godstone and ended up in a traffic jam for two hours because I had no idea what the M25 was.

My friend got stuck on the M25 for three days and started eating the dashboard.

The M25 is like a prison for drivers who don't know when to stop.

The M25 circles London like a fat man's waist and moves so slowly it might as well be a slow dance.

I tried to drive on the M25 and ended up stuck behind a lorry for two hours.

My cousin got stuck on the M25 for a week and started shouting at the traffic.

The M25 is so slow, even a snail would be late.

The M25 was created by a demon named Anthony J Crowley and it’s the worst thing to ever happen to drivers.

I heard the M25 was made by a demon and that's why it's so bad.

My uncle said the M25 is cursed and that's why he got stuck on it for two days.

I think the M25 is haunted and that's why the traffic never ends.

The M25 is like the 405 in LA but even worse because it's in England and everyone is an idiot.

The M25 is like the 405 but with more traffic and more idiots.

I went to London and thought the M25 was the 405 but it's even worse.

The M25 is the 405 with a side of confusion and chaos.

The M25 is the worst motorway in the UK and everyone hates it so much they want to die.

The M25 is the worst motorway and it's where I get stuck every morning.

I hate the M25 so much I wish it would collapse and take me with it.

The M25 is so bad, even the chavs get stabbed in traffic jams.

The M25 is a 100 mph blow job that makes your brain go numb and your driver’s license useless.

I tried to do a blow job on the M25 and ended up stuck behind a lorry.

My friend got distracted by a blow job on the M25 and crashed into a hedge.

The M25 is so slow, even a blow job can’t make it faster.