M249

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A bullet-spitting machine that gives you the power to shoot freedom in 5.56 mm chunks. It’s like a freedom soda fountain.
My buddy said the M249 was the best freedom dispenser since the invention of pizza.
I asked my teacher if the M249 was a freedom soda machine. She said I was probably right.
My dog tried to eat the M249. He got a face full of freedom.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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This gun is so strong, it can turn a sane person into a lunatic just by watching them fire it at people.
My cousin went insane after using the M249. He started screaming about freedom and pizza.
I watched my uncle shoot 100 rounds at a wall and he started talking to the wall.
My dog started barking at the M249 like it was a monster.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The M249 is a heavy, bullet-firing machine that weighs more than your mom’s lasagna. It shoots 5.56mm bullets and can rip through enemies like they’re made of cheese.
My mom said the M249 was like a lasagna that never stops being heavy.
I tried to carry the M249. My arms turned into cheese.
The M249 is like a lasagna that can shoot bullets.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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In CSGO, the M249 is the worst economic choice. It’s like buying a whole pizza for one slice and then throwing it away.
I bought the M249 in CSGO. My friend said I was worse than a pizza thief.
My brother used the M249 and he ended up with no money. He said it was like buying a pizza for one slice.
I tried to use the M249 in CSGO. It was like eating a pizza and throwing it in the trash.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The M249 is the Army’s favorite heavy weapon. It fires small bullets but can knock people down like they’re made of Jell-O.
My dad said the M249 was like a Jell-O shooter.
I tried to hit a Jell-O with the M249. It worked.
The M249 is the Jell-O bullet gun.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The M249 is the Army’s main squad weapon. It can fire 100 rounds in one go. It’s like having a bullet blaster with a built-in bipod.
I said the M249 was like a bullet blaster. My teacher said I was right.
My mom said the M249 had a bipod. I asked what that was. She said it was a built-in seat.
The M249 is the bullet blaster with a seat.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The M249 is the most expensive weapon in CSGO. It costs more than a pizza. Use it only if you’re stupid or your friend is.
I bought the M249 in CSGO. My friend said I was stupid.
My mom said the M249 was more expensive than a whole pizza. I asked why. She said I was too dumb to know.
I used the M249 in CSGO and my friend said I was like a pizza thief.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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