M240B

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A heavy-ass 7.62x51mm machine gun that the U. S. military uses. It's like the M249's fat, angry cousin. You carry it, and you're the one who gets cursed by the gods of weight and pain.
My back hurts so bad from carrying the M240B, I think I'm gonna die before I even fire a shot.
The M240B is like having a brick attached to your shoulder. It's not a weapon, it's a punishment.
I asked for the M249, but they gave me the M240B. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed in life.
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A machine gun that's so big, it's like a pig wearing a bullet vest. You mount it on a Humvee, or you carry it, and you regret it. It fires like it's angry at you.
I mounted the M240B on the Humvee, and now it's looking at me like it wants to kill me too.
The M240B is like a pig that's also a bullet-firing machine. I can't even walk after using it.
The M240B doesn't just fire bullets. It throws insults at you.
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A brutal machine gun that can rip your enemies to shreds. It's so heavy, it feels like you're carrying a dead goat. It's also called 'The Pig,' which makes sense because it's a beast.
The M240B is like a dead goat that also fires bullets. I feel like a dead goat too after using it.
I called the M240B 'The Pig,' and it just stared at me like it was going to eat me.
The M240B is the reason I have a new nickname: 'The Pig Carrier.'
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